End all borders.

Respect that perspective for sure

Everyone gives their money to me.

Taylor's Lapsang Souchong. Seriously if you like smoked food, you'll love it, roasted over a pine fire.

Rise up and destroy the rich.

Tetley

Calling them whores and then not even being able to give examples of what they do wrong just looks rude and bitter lol

Make inequality illegal

Naw I mean I can’t knock the hustle..

The part where I wake up and say "God, why you let me breathe again?"

Water

Washing up: I had a dishwasher for the last 20 years or so. Now I don't. I fucking hate doing dishes now.

I don’t like how cold it is when I step out haha

cats - they're less maintenance than dogs, they're independent little f'rs more along the lines of roommates than pets, and they live longer if you keep them indoors and keep up w/ their vet visits. Downside? Fur and furballs. Upside, oh those purrs and whenever you are sick they will curl up with you (ok, maybe it's because you have a fever - don't judge)

Alcohol is literally poison.

According to the CDC roughly 50k people die every year from gun related deaths. Roughly 2/3 of them are suicide.

Meanwhile, there are over 150k alcohol related deaths each year. Three times as many people die from alcohol and what purpose does it serve? Does it improve social cohesion? Does it promote healthy lifestyles? What good purpose does it serve?

Can you use a beer to defend your home and your family? Can you use a bottle of whiskey to kill invasive animals that harm your livelihood and livestock?

Bigelow mint tea.

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Not great, but there’s a long way to go before hitting bottom

Halo 2’s

Dogs are pretty hard to top.

My dogs help keep me in shape by joining me on walks. Their snuffling noses bring tranquility to my soul. They also sense when I'm down and snuggle up next to me.

You can roughhouse with a dog. Not so much a cat.

Dogs are very protective of their friends.

My dogs wake me up with kisses and excitement. My sister's cat woke me up by shoving its ass in my face.

Dogs lend their name to a delicious cheap American food. Nobody would eat a hot cat.

Got one of each.

The dog is a good friend but a bad roommate. The cat is the opposite. In the house, I pick the cat. Outside, I pick the dog.

Bonus story, I took her for what was supposed to be a one hour walk yesterday and ended up being gone for three. Something about a dog makes people want to approach, tell a story, ask questions. It's a very refreshing and enriching way to enjoy an afternoon.

Work

Cleaning. I don’t go all in every day, but I’m also including the little things, such as loading/unloading the dishwasher.

I saw parents of the bride stop the wedding after the bride and grooms vows. So they could get up and renew their vows. Totally taking away from bride and grooms walk down the aisle.

It’s not a question of whether Jesus walked the earth since there is proof outside the Bible that he existed. The debate is whether he was actually his own son or if he was a carpenter who was like “maybe let’s stop being assholes” and it blew everyone’s minds