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DahvRom t1_j2fxn2k wrote
Any of them. Enough is enough with the fucking remakes and reboots. I wish the film industry would stop playing it safe and take chances on weird shit like what used to make cinema special.
NamelessAndFamous t1_j2fxmzx wrote
I'm sure you'll get it all twerked out
milfy_chaos t1_j2fxmze wrote
Reply to You’re evading the police in a high speed pursuit. What song are you blasting? by ButtSquirtles
Anti-hero T swift
nonbinaryperson72537 t1_j2fxmz2 wrote
Reply to comment by Smart_Calendar1874 in What is the best way to remove a champagne bottle from your rectum? by [deleted]
Did you remove the cylinder
Frequent_Minimum4871 t1_j2fxmws wrote
Reply to comment by LucyDanger_ in What is the best way to remove a champagne bottle from your rectum? by [deleted]
#PLEASE TELL US MORE! 🤩
*I heard a story long ago from a nurse she said they keep a box containing all the things collected over the years (as majority simply leave without collecting belongings afterwards)
She said they let the NEW nurses pick a prize from the box as an initiation 🤣
CapG_13 t1_j2fxmtf wrote
Reply to what movie is your favorite? by Xydzr012
The Godfather
AlexDP1001 t1_j2fxmjp wrote
I'm not going to do the math (if anyone from r/TheyDidTheMath wants to give it a shot?), but whatever amount I can invest in a "risk free" investment (t-bonds and such) where the return percentage is basically guaranteed, and where the interest amount generated on the principal is enough to cover whatever monthly expenses I have 4 times over into perpetuity, without detracting from the principal.
GamemasterJeff t1_j2fxmh0 wrote
Asking for a friend?
Dheadghead OP t1_j2fxmas wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do you think about BlackLivesMatter when it comes to Andrew Tate? by Dheadghead
A law abiding redditor?
CodIndividual5450 t1_j2fxm3q wrote
Finding my dream job and be more indipendent surelly!
GotWheaten t1_j2fxly2 wrote
Never. I never put them up for any holiday
bananarammers t1_j2fxlwl wrote
Reply to Non smokers of Reddit, would you date someone who smokes cigarettes? Why or why not? by [deleted]
As an ex smoker I could not. I understand it but I can’t be around it and forget about kissing a smoker. I’ve tried but it just doesn’t work!
beranmuden t1_j2fxlua wrote
Reply to comment by ReekitoManjifico in What is the best way to remove a champagne bottle from your rectum? by [deleted]
Of course, asking for a friend....
RuroniHS t1_j2fxlod wrote
Reply to The House of Representatives and The Senate? How can we get these two branches of government to stop acting like a really bad reality TV show ? by Additional_King3967
Spoilers: They're part of the same branch of government.
Maleficent_Insect71 t1_j2fxlja wrote
I saw one on a Pepsi truck years ago that read, "If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi."
tacobot2 t1_j2fxlim wrote
Have the gerbil eat the cork
insignificant_ppl t1_j2fxldy wrote
Reply to comment by 6SpeedGB in End of 2022, what’s the most reckless thing you did this year? by breaking_goddess
I'm keeping my bars away for you!
ksandbergfl t1_j2fxl9v wrote
Reply to comment by KittikatB in You’re evading the police in a high speed pursuit. What song are you blasting? by ButtSquirtles
Definitely
Diedrogen t1_j2fxl27 wrote
Reply to You’re evading the police in a high speed pursuit. What song are you blasting? by ButtSquirtles
Highway to Hell
Exhausted_Monkey26 t1_j2fxkm9 wrote
Reply to You’re evading the police in a high speed pursuit. What song are you blasting? by ButtSquirtles
Mr Policeman- Brad Paisley
TwoBlueSandals t1_j2fxkck wrote
Reply to [ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted]
Not cool
katwoodruff t1_j2fxk97 wrote
Had a sip of champagne and a small cry.
j2kh41 OP t1_j2fxk4v wrote
Reply to comment by insignificant_ppl in people with penises, what is one thing you’d wish your partner would do in bed? by j2kh41
so approaching it like a bop it toy is not the move?
CapG_13 t1_j2fxk44 wrote
Reply to Who is better Drake or Lil Wayne? by MRLOVERBOY9961
I prefer drake
WhatsTh3Deali0 t1_j2fxnb2 wrote
Reply to comment by Foxxyywoxxyy in What is the best way to remove a champagne bottle from your rectum? by [deleted]
If you're referring to 1man1jar, he lived, and then did an interview later