Never believed in love at first night until I met my current fiancé :)

That could be good lol

I Can't Drive 55 - Sammy Hagar

I want to get a bumper sticker that says "this is an ass, not a faris wheel. You don't have to ride it"

Still awesome, I haven't had lobster in a long time. I don't get sea food much anymore since moving inland!

I don't tip because society says I have to.

All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds.

As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.

Myself.

A consistent regimen of fattening treats and indulgences, with plenty of character-building entertainment and leisure.

soggy muffin

Act first, feel later. If you wait until you i.e. "feel like" going to the gym to go to the gym, you will never get there. Move a muscle, change a thought. That's how it works for adults. You must act how you want to feel, not the other way around. That's how children do it.

Cuz I'm watching movies and have other artists I'd rather listen to.

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The Mars Volta-"Wax Simulacra."

Yeah, that’s an outside the box choice. I’d watch it!

Carbon emissions

>completely in

..... I'm having a hard time imagining the physics of this.

Please don't enlighten me

OSRS

I don't really cry when a celeb die, but it hurts my heart when it happens

Elon musk

I love his movies, so most of them

I think there isn't a timeline on how long it takes to fall in love with somebody. It's just a matter of how strong the bond is between you two and how well you can work your actual lives into keeping the love strong.

#HOT SOAPY WATER 🍾 🕳🤭

I’m so gay I can’t even drive straight

Breath

👆I put a dish of rice and beans under the chicken to catch the dripping.