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KingYondu t1_j2fx8c4 wrote
Reply to How are you feeling about 2023 ? by Lawx6
Wish they'd stop making those fucking new year glasses
metrocat87 t1_j2fx8a4 wrote
Reply to What are y’all drinking tonight? by FrenchDipped
Coffee and water.
tinfoil3346 t1_j2fx88q wrote
Go to the ER and have a doctor do it. Don't attempt to do it yourself.
Narrow_Sugar_498 t1_j2fx87l wrote
Talk about why they're scared to initiate any intimacy, instead of keeping it all in, which only intensifies and worsens the situation every time it comes up.
AhFourFeckSakeLads t1_j2fx82v wrote
Reply to comment by Kindly_Mind1236 in what would you do if you suddenly became rich? by cutie_chipmunk
Well done you. Please hug her from me and here's hoping 2023 is great for both of you.
not-a-realperson t1_j2fx82u wrote
Reply to Non smokers of Reddit, would you date someone who smokes cigarettes? Why or why not? by [deleted]
Not really. I was dating someone who smoked and it was really annoying when they had to take a cigarette break every hour during a date.
Flyerminer OP t1_j2fx7vu wrote
Reply to comment by Accomplished_Ad_4918 in What is the best new years food? by Flyerminer
A charcuterie board is always the best, In fact I'm going to go eat one now! :]
thelightatnight t1_j2fx7sb wrote
Aretha franklin
KirisuMongolianSpot t1_j2fx7s8 wrote
waifu ass
Vegetable-Ad4319 t1_j2fx7rt wrote
Reply to How are you feeling about 2023 ? by Lawx6
New year new m-
Risethewake OP t1_j2fx7rm wrote
Reply to comment by Khirliss in What movie, if remade with Tim Burton as director, would be vastly improved? by Risethewake
Oh god. Lol id watch it
Jagid3 t1_j2fx7og wrote
Reply to comment by BE-tawhc in What’s a hill you would die on 100% of the time? by Dreadfirelit
I always also close the lid before I flush. I don't need toilet mist on my face.
My wife does the same thing and it's never mattered at our house, but I even had someone complain about not having the lid up and seat down.
OMG, and they let these people out in public??
[deleted] t1_j2fx7gq wrote
Reply to If you were a dinosaur, what would you be (not choose to be) and why? by TheVoicesYouDontWant
A Thesaurus so I'll know all the words
uglystupidworthless- t1_j2fx7fo wrote
Someone who is just like me
SweetEmmaG t1_j2fx7ci wrote
Reply to comment by I_Like_Boats_ in Who is currently awake in the UK? by StandardFee5124
Happy new year to you too!
Bodega177013 t1_j2fx750 wrote
Reply to comment by janice-mericson in What is the best way to remove a champagne bottle from your rectum? by [deleted]
Why not take it out themself? Don't plan on having a bottle up my ass lol, just eager to ask someone who deals with this on the reg apparently.
JapaneseBulletTrain t1_j2fx73t wrote
A train that speaks a language I don’t understand.
Future_Me_Problem t1_j2fx71o wrote
All my procrastinations are coming for me and honestly there’s nothing more terrifying
TwoBlueSandals t1_j2fx6uz wrote
Reply to You’re evading the police in a high speed pursuit. What song are you blasting? by ButtSquirtles
Hopefully my chase lasts more than one song
CapG_13 t1_j2fx6uj wrote
Reply to What’s the biggest “bitch move” someone’s pulled on you or someone you know? by 2PacTookMyLunchMoney
What exactly is a "bitch move"🤔🤷🏻♂️
[deleted] t1_j2fx6sy wrote
Reply to comment by planthammer in What is to high of a body count for you to not want to get with someone? by Wideawake11
Her vagina would have been very sore
redaccnsfw t1_j2fx68f wrote
Reply to Who is currently awake in the UK? by StandardFee5124
Hi, I’m in the UK and awake
Clintman t1_j2fx67h wrote
Reply to What is something people do that they think looks cool but is really just annoying/stupid? by my_life_is_suffering
Modifying their vehicles to be visually and aurally loud.
Queen-of-meme t1_j2fx640 wrote
A loud fart.
[deleted] t1_j2fx8dn wrote
Reply to How soon is too soon to fall in love with someone? by cracklequartz11
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