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Specialist-Peach-673 t1_j2fx63f wrote
Adults are children with fewer boundaries lol.
FA-Q_redit t1_j2fx5yt wrote
She can’t be … I had vasectomy
Maleficent_Insect71 t1_j2fx5tp wrote
Be kind to one another.
BungOnMimosas t1_j2fx5t5 wrote
It’s fun to fart on friends
DiamondBox_ OP t1_j2fx5sz wrote
Reply to comment by ronchee1 in What’s the first thing you’re gonna do when 2023 starts? by DiamondBox_
Try to take over the world
EuthanizedEjaculate t1_j2fx5qg wrote
Totallycasual t1_j2fx5kn wrote
Reply to People who don’t tip, why? by Maleficent_Ant_4985
I live in Australia and we pay a decent living wage, tipping here is a purely optional gratuity for exceptional service, or saying keep the change because we don't want coins rattling around in our pockets for the rest of the day lol
soulfood_7 t1_j2fx5ju wrote
Reply to comment by monteqzuma in What is the best way to remove a champagne bottle from your rectum? by [deleted]
Big brain answer
KiwiNo2638 t1_j2fx5jn wrote
Ice cream
renegadeMare t1_j2fx5gd wrote
Reply to comment by chookine123 in Those of you spending your new years eve browsing /new of askreddit, what did you do to become so pathetic? by chookine123
Yes, you're not at all an edgelord or anything and your response is that I'm a ho? Is that what you meant or are you confusing garden tools with other things? Where does this get better and you start looking less pathetic? I'm just curious.
icestaylowkey t1_j2fx5bo wrote
A mystical moonbow
Many-Goose-9158 t1_j2fx552 wrote
Reply to Overall, how has 2022 been for you? by TheUnknown285
I have no complaints! I thought it was a pretty good year.
begoodok1234 t1_j2fx543 wrote
Reply to You’re evading the police in a high speed pursuit. What song are you blasting? by ButtSquirtles
Kickstart my heart
[deleted] t1_j2fx4sj wrote
Reply to You’re evading the police in a high speed pursuit. What song are you blasting? by ButtSquirtles
"I like big butts and I cannot lie"
MysteriousRoots t1_j2fx4om wrote
Buy a house in the mountains with plenty of land.
ChrisCultBuilds t1_j2fx4of wrote
A new year doesn’t technically exist its just another day.if everyone thought today was feb 23 or sum nothing would be different
doowgad1 t1_j2fx4le wrote
Here's a story.
One afternoon I'm home alone and decide I want a snack.
Pancakes? Nope.
Sausage and peppers? Not today.
Peanut butter and jelly? Naw.
Sardines and raw onion? Washed down with coffee flavor soda?
Perfect.
That's when I knew I was not a kid anymore.
mikeykenobi t1_j2fx4kj wrote
Place your bets boys and girls! We are in for a ride!
WanderingYeti90 t1_j2fx4do wrote
‘Reddit never change’
littleraskale t1_j2fx4bx wrote
Reply to What is something people do that they think looks cool but is really just annoying/stupid? by my_life_is_suffering
guys wearing their pants super low
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[deleted] OP t1_j2fx410 wrote
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jesuseatsbees t1_j2fx3yq wrote
Reply to Non smokers of Reddit, would you date someone who smokes cigarettes? Why or why not? by [deleted]
No. I did years ago and his breath was fucking rank every time he had a smoke.
You_Sufficient t1_j2fx3nf wrote
Whatever is going on with my brain
1_d0nt_care_ t1_j2fx63t wrote
Reply to What food tastes better frozen instead of microwaved? by FiveDollarRimjobs
Grapes