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JT_Futurama t1_j2fx3kv wrote
I'd say maybe 2. I feel like they could have killed 2 by accident, but everything after that has to have a purpose behind it.
ronchee1 t1_j2fx3ka wrote
Same thing I do every day Pinky
Queen-of-meme t1_j2fx3d2 wrote
Reply to People who don’t tip, why? by Maleficent_Ant_4985
Because I'm not in America.
insignificant_ppl t1_j2fx3ae wrote
I mean seriously Jeffery said 17. Way to many. Atleast he was still a virgin.
BilbosBigHairyFeet t1_j2fx39l wrote
Reply to Who is currently awake in the UK? by StandardFee5124
Me! I would have gone to bed ages ago but for the extremely loud fireworks that have been going off all around me since around 6pm! At points it's sounded like a war zone!
goldbricker83 t1_j2fx2t1 wrote
Reply to comment by Flyerminer in What is the best new years food? by Flyerminer
I just make it at home for the wife and kids. I don’t go to big parties
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Reply to comment by Deep_Distribution621 in What’s the biggest “bitch move” someone’s pulled on you or someone you know? by 2PacTookMyLunchMoney
They are divorced now. Fuckers
Accomplished_Ad_4918 t1_j2fx2ly wrote
Reply to What is the best new years food? by Flyerminer
Spanish rice pudding. A really big cheese and meat board.
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Present_Maximum_5548 t1_j2fx2dk wrote
i clebeates by finding a new spell check app.
blanka44 t1_j2fx283 wrote
Reply to People who don’t tip, why? by Maleficent_Ant_4985
I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds.
guywhomightbewrong t1_j2fx27q wrote
My first answer to remove it is to never insert it in the first place. But I’d think the safest way is to break the glass at the bottom of the bottle to release pressure the pull the bottle out but the cork is probably coming off so hospital after that. The biggest flaw in this is breaking the glass without fucking yourself up
Godmodex2 t1_j2fx1yu wrote
Reply to comment by PerkyLurkey in If your best friend drunk texted you, ranting about God's cruelty for giving him a micro-penis, how would/should you respond? Do you bring this conversation up when they're sober? by TheOnesWhoWander
Yea micropenis is just that, it's shockingly small.I saw a clip of a smallest dick contest and this guy pretty much had a belly button for a penis. He sure had big dick energy though.
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Reply to People who don’t tip, why? by Maleficent_Ant_4985
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Comprehensive-You357 t1_j2fx1g0 wrote
Leaving any store. Even tho' I haven't done anything wrong I always fear that someone's gonna confront me and accuse me of stealing.
SinningSoul32 t1_j2fx1fm wrote
Reply to What are y’all drinking tonight? by FrenchDipped
Orphan tears
Thud2 t1_j2fx1c2 wrote
Username_1987_ t1_j2fx17i wrote
If it's really a problem then it should be taken seriously. Convince them to get help. But there's worse things to get addicted to, such as gambling,drugs, and alcohol just to name a few. Porn addiction is still bad. But not as bad as it can be.
KittikatB t1_j2fx16b wrote
Reply to What do lesbian women have to go through that straight women don't? by Acrobatic_Refuse5988
Figuring out when sex ends
Potential_Dentist_90 t1_j2fx0yl wrote
Minimal efficient public transportation outside of a handful of large cities
hewasaraverboy t1_j2fx0ub wrote
Reply to comment by QueenyVanilla in what celebrity death actually made you cry? by QueenyVanilla
Passed in 2018 😭
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Reply to What is the best new years food? by Flyerminer
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True-False-Radiance OP t1_j2fwzxe wrote
Reply to comment by EuthanizedEjaculate in people of Reddit if you could create any single fictional liquid/mineral/or plant from any form of fiction. What would it be and how would you use it? by True-False-Radiance
so is it like you shit on money and hand it out or is it money made out of shit and called diarrhea dollars
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Reply to What is the best zodiac sign? by Robin_to_the_meadow
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CapG_13 t1_j2fx3na wrote
Reply to How are you feeling about 2023 ? by Lawx6
Optimistic