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xTheHunt t1_j2fwzl1 wrote
Reply to comment by itsme_6 in Why aren't you listening to Spoonman right now? by [deleted]
This hurt me
StupidNCrazy t1_j2fwz8r wrote
Reply to What’s the biggest “bitch move” someone’s pulled on you or someone you know? by 2PacTookMyLunchMoney
This was a while back. Coworker asked me to make him a custom report.
So I told him I would, and then I'd put it on the shared drive, and I did. Onto the shared drive it went.
Next day in the afternoon, I get a hot email from our boss about that coworker needing that report, how important it was for me to be timely, etc.
So I checked the shared drive. Sure enough, there it was. Creation date and time intact and all. My beautiful baby boy.
So I replied casually, "Yeah, he mentioned that yesterday and I let him know it'd be on the shared drive, where it's been since yesterday. If there's anything else I can do to help, let me know."
This man, with a decade of life on me, comes to my office, "Haha, hey man, I know how that looked so I didn't want you to think I was trying to throw you under the bus or anything, you know? Hahahaha I just wanted to make sure you didn't think I was trying to sneak behind you or anything man hahaha"
Dude... yes you were. You know it. I know it. Your boss knows it. And honestly I'd have respected you more if you just owned it instead of coming here with this b/s. Now I don't respect you at all. So all I said back was "Don't worry about it". Thanks for stopping by!
AndroChromie t1_j2fwz59 wrote
Because nothing can go wrong and at least it can't get any worse.
lucia-pacciola t1_j2fwykp wrote
hahahaha
MurrayJane69 t1_j2fwyfr wrote
Reply to comment by oldguydrinkingbeer in What will you be drinking at Midnight tonight ? by [deleted]
Name checks out
ThrowAway1993xyz t1_j2fwyey wrote
Reply to It’s New Year’s Eve, why are you at home? by michal2287
Because it’s 1pm on New Year’s Day …
Normalizesteroidz t1_j2fwye4 wrote
Read a history book? Seriously, I feel one huge problem in the world is that so many people, especially on the left, think we live in the worse time ever. It's ok to laugh and enjoy other people. It's ok to not hate other people you don't agree with. Way too many of my fellow progressives really think they are fighting the Nazi's during WWII. Let's gain some perspective.
Gotosp4c3 t1_j2fwy47 wrote
Dude. What did you do?
xTheHunt t1_j2fwy3x wrote
Reply to comment by Woofski_73 in Why aren't you listening to Spoonman right now? by [deleted]
Steal the rhythm while you can?
Succulent_Relic t1_j2fwy3h wrote
Who?
Wolf_Desk OP t1_j2fwy1g wrote
Reply to comment by You_Sufficient in If you can travel the multiverse to meet other versions of yourself, what would you find? by Wolf_Desk
Hit right in the feels
Deep_Distribution621 t1_j2fwxpd wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What’s the biggest “bitch move” someone’s pulled on you or someone you know? by 2PacTookMyLunchMoney
Damn that sucks. Fuck em both
redaccnsfw t1_j2fwxld wrote
I just had anxiety about welcoming the new year in 5 mins. It’s like. Oh no all this all over again ffs
[deleted] t1_j2fwxey wrote
No friends to celebrate with
Diedrogen t1_j2fwxdl wrote
Chocolate
hayden4258 t1_j2fwxd9 wrote
Reply to which number is the least racist? by herestothehand
Well not 3⁄5 anyway
AhFourFeckSakeLads t1_j2fwxbq wrote
Help others. It's one of the greatest joys in life.
Jagid3 t1_j2fwx5b wrote
That most people are too stupid to care what's real or important in life.
Acrobatic_Refuse5988 OP t1_j2fwwz2 wrote
Reply to comment by ChrisCultBuilds in What do lesbian women have to go through that straight women don't? by Acrobatic_Refuse5988
What do you mean, being weird? And yeah, I didn't mean the obvious things like stigma towards LGBT people etc.
m1ndyourself t1_j2fwwyn wrote
Reply to comment by AppropriateHair7930 in what is the worst thing about living in America? by AppropriateHair7930
Umm this, I’m going out for nye in a populated area and hope I don’t catch a stray bullet tonight. I don’t live in fear but just sucks that I have a thought like that in the back of my mind in the first place
Flyerminer OP t1_j2fwwv8 wrote
Reply to comment by goldbricker83 in What is the best new years food? by Flyerminer
What new years party are you at where there's lobster and why wasn't I invited?
itsme_6 t1_j2fwwpr wrote
Because I stopped listening to Alice In Chains in the early 2000’s.
Accomplished_Ad_4918 t1_j2fwwlj wrote
Reply to What do lesbian women have to go through that straight women don't? by Acrobatic_Refuse5988
If your lesbian partner harms you, they don't get called out or punished by the metoo movement cause feminist don't care since your suffering isn't a man's fault.
Joelgerson t1_j2fwvz8 wrote
Saber it. Do it fast.
Fit_Bass_8961 t1_j2fwzmc wrote
Reply to comment by That_gamer6969 in What is the best way to remove a champagne bottle from your rectum? by [deleted]
I'm worried his plan has already gone south and he didn't think of plan b