A bottle of tequila

Schindler’s List, Precious, Requiem for a Dream, The Road

Non because it's not real, they don't have an effect on your life in any way, shape or form

Tom Brady

Santa Claus would be wearing sandals, shorts, and a Hawaiian shirt

someone must put a very long straw through your mouth, throat and gut into the champagne and push some air to the champagne. it will create bubbles and create a force similar to a rocket.

Time to have another cookout!

Aquarius ♒🏺 Because it's mine 👁️👄👁️

Pubes

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never met a virgo i disliked

Going to a new restaurant for the first time. And I have no fucking idea why, because I never ever have a bad experience at a restaurant. Except once, at a restaurant I'd been to many times.

Where else would I be?

I will say but I got some questions first

Dale Earnhardt

Nooo. So many reasons why not…the biggest though, would be that we clearly differ on a very important life philosophy. I strive to live as healthy as possible in all facets of my life…it’s just important to me that I take care of myself. I couldn’t be with a smoker.

INFP

Getting pretty much black out drunk with people you respect

Don’t pull it out. Push it through.

another option is to tie a string to it and attach it to someone’s tow bar and get them to drive off and hope for the best

I had one day that for some reason i remembered exactly what it felt liked to be hugged by my dad and lost it. I could feel the stitches in his riding vest

The blood of my enemies.

Virgo

we would have a cold Christmas

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