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Hertog t1_j2fvv72 wrote
Rdio (the music streaming that got acquired-ish by Pandora in 2015)
JuggaloDragon t1_j2fvv67 wrote
Reply to comment by blackblueblink in what is the worst thing about living in America? by AppropriateHair7930
Yes. I went for an ultrasound last week to get pics of my testicles. those fucks wanted $581.98 just for taking pictures of the inside of my sack. like wtf
FelicitySmoak_ t1_j2fvuzh wrote
Reply to Non smokers of Reddit, would you date someone who smokes cigarettes? Why or why not? by [deleted]
No, I don't like the smell and I'd prefer to be with someone that values themselves enough to not commit slow suicide
[deleted] OP t1_j2fvuru wrote
Reply to what is the worst zodiac sign? by [deleted]
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pappyvanwinkle1111 t1_j2fvuhn wrote
Reply to comment by spylican in What is the best way to remove a champagne bottle from your rectum? by [deleted]
Holy Three Stooges, Batman!
knovit t1_j2fvu6s wrote
Reply to comment by ChrisVonae in What is the best way to remove a champagne bottle from your rectum? by [deleted]
Maybe sideways
The-Ink_Demon t1_j2fvu0s wrote
I feel like that question is best answered by a doctor. Please locate a local er to ensure whoever the sufferer is may receive proper care for its removal
Slash_Raptor92 t1_j2fvtv7 wrote
Reply to What's the best way to cover-up a fart? by CrysisRequiem
Cough at the same time.
BigK2Gaming t1_j2fvtrx wrote
Reply to What’s your New Year’s resolution? by Jpaylay42016
My resolution: These are dumb bc no one I know keeps em if you do good 4 u
SweetEmmaG t1_j2fvtpr wrote
Reply to Who is currently awake in the UK? by StandardFee5124
I am and probably will be for a few more hours.
monteqzuma t1_j2fvtnm wrote
Put a mouse up your rectum to chew on the cork until it releases the pressure to release the bottle, then send in a cat to chase the mouse out. Duh
Antmon666 t1_j2fvtn3 wrote
Reply to What's the best way to cover-up a fart? by CrysisRequiem
don't, it's a bodily function
Pharomachrus_mocinno t1_j2fvtk2 wrote
Reply to What movie, if remade with Tim Burton as director, would be vastly improved? by Risethewake
Happy new year
FriendshipSeveral511 t1_j2fvtie wrote
Reply to What's the best way to cover-up a fart? by CrysisRequiem
Commit to it and shit yourself
ryunokage t1_j2fvtg9 wrote
For possible positive change, either Nestle or Shell.
For personal satisfaction, probably Funko.
alexfavre t1_j2fvtaa wrote
messi. but i hate him
ColdFreeezer t1_j2fvszn wrote
3BlindMonks t1_j2fvsyz wrote
Freddie Mercury
ImprovementKindly775 t1_j2fvstt wrote
Reply to comment by xTheHunt in If you could have a heart to heart conversation with anyone (dead or alive) who would it be and why? by xTheHunt
I am the same way. I can smell my dad’s cologne somewhere and instantly break into tears. I just hope you always remember that it’s okay not to be okay. Even if it takes days to get out of your funk.
Pharomachrus_mocinno t1_j2fvsk1 wrote
Happy new year
AppropriateHair7930 OP t1_j2fvsgr wrote
I heard that gun and violence has been out of control last yr(2022)
insignificant_ppl t1_j2fvsb4 wrote
Reply to What specific things do you find nostalgic (replies could be featured in a video)? by [deleted]
Classic minecraft. You 8 year olds think 1.19 is normal, but man the music and the gameplay of old minecraft...
TheCutestTransFur t1_j2fvs5j wrote
Reply to which number is the least racist? by herestothehand
73
Spiritual_Lime7420 t1_j2fvs4b wrote
Reply to What are y’all drinking tonight? by FrenchDipped
I went hardcore and mixed two different teabags!
Patranak32 t1_j2fvw2j wrote
Reply to How are you feeling about 2023 ? by Lawx6
Feeling good, and hopeful.