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JasperDyne t1_j2fvkdn wrote
Came home from school… Mom, Dad and sister had gone camping for the weekend. On the kitchen table was $25, an Entenmann’s pound cake, and a Post-It note wishing me a happy birthday.
Starhunt3r t1_j2fvkd7 wrote
Reply to What are y’all drinking tonight? by FrenchDipped
Arizona sweet tea
I think I’m addicted to it
Gubbins95 t1_j2fvk81 wrote
Sweet child of mine - guns and roses
SweetEmmaG t1_j2fvjt0 wrote
Reply to How are you feeling about 2023 ? by Lawx6
Cautious
Kotopause t1_j2fvjkb wrote
Reply to Who is currently awake in the UK? by StandardFee5124
Bill.
sidurisadvice t1_j2fvjfw wrote
Requiem for a Dream
YorkshieBoyUS t1_j2fvjfg wrote
Never had a baby sitter. I grew up in late 50’s early 60’s in England. My parents would take me with them and leave me in the back of the car with a bottle of pop and a bag of crisps. I loved the crisps because the salt came in a little blue twist. After I was 10 they left me home alone. Wasn’t very often though. I do remember being able to watch shows like “The Avengers,” and “The Outer Limits,” because I was alone.
Phlydude t1_j2fvivu wrote
Reply to comment by bobwhiley in Glass of milk drinkers, why do you do it? by bobwhiley
Buy a Fairlife Whole (red bottle) and your mind will be changed.
I drink milk because of the protein content. It’s a good serving in an 8oz glass (8g in regular milk, 13g in Fairlife). I have a malabsorption issue and protein in liquid form is easier to ingest. 90g of protein a day is what I am supposed to consume. Milk is an easy way to get a good part of it in 150 calories (and the fats help with vitamin absorption too).
RomanticBeyondBelief t1_j2fvimz wrote
Reply to comment by RawPeanut99 in What is the best way to remove a champagne bottle from your rectum? by [deleted]
Haven't you caused enough suffering already, PEANUT
Buford1991 t1_j2fvihl wrote
Hospital because the suction will rip your intestines out if you pull too hard.
theshogun02 t1_j2fvigi wrote
Reply to which number is the least racist? by herestothehand
I know which one is the loneliest.
OneFuckedWarthog t1_j2fviai wrote
Reply to Tits or Ass, why? by [deleted]
Boobs. They're relaxing just to look at.
LShemesh2020 t1_j2fvi2r wrote
Reply to comment by No_Cake8226 in what is your favorite new years tradition? by Xydzr012
Me. Because why the fuck not.
Pharomachrus_mocinno t1_j2fvi1u wrote
Happy new year
planthammer t1_j2fvhew wrote
Louis XII
hotsaucebroccoli t1_j2fvgqy wrote
Reply to What are y’all drinking tonight? by FrenchDipped
Martinellis non alcoholic cider. Tonight marks one year no alcohol!!
Pharomachrus_mocinno t1_j2fvgp6 wrote
Reply to which number is the least racist? by herestothehand
Happy new year
ReekitoManjifico t1_j2fvglf wrote
Reply to Non smokers of Reddit, would you date someone who smokes cigarettes? Why or why not? by [deleted]
Sure. not a smoker nyself but i won't turn down a vanilla cigar, besides it's her body and depending on how much she smokes i find it attractrive.
ThirdLegOfExodia t1_j2fvggx wrote
Reply to What’s the biggest “bitch move” someone’s pulled on you or someone you know? by 2PacTookMyLunchMoney
My friend blocking all communication with me out of nowhere. Not saying ending the friendship was unwarranted, but damn. That was unexpected.
fire_tiger2300 t1_j2fvftf wrote
Reply to Okay what’s some good 2023 predictions? by Wide-Pea6235
It will rain at least 4 times . 12 months this year . Over 300 days long . Someone's gonna die . At least 3 births . The earth gonna go around the sun
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las3000 t1_j2fvfol wrote
Reply to What are y’all drinking tonight? by FrenchDipped
Water
xTheHunt OP t1_j2fvfhl wrote
Reply to comment by mechataylor in If you could have a heart to heart conversation with anyone (dead or alive) who would it be and why? by xTheHunt
You're absolutely right friend
sodpower t1_j2fvfes wrote
Reply to Who’s the biggest cunt you know and why are you still friends with them? by come_sing_with_me
My friend Steven is a total cunt. He had head injuries as a child not bad enough so everyone knows he's damaged to start with but bad enough to make him an absolute wanker.
No_Cake8226 t1_j2fvkeg wrote
Reply to comment by LShemesh2020 in what is your favorite new years tradition? by Xydzr012
Dunno but I haven't worked in 2 weeks