i love this

Tie one end of a rope to the bottle and the other to a doorknob then slam the door.

Carefully

That it's legal to incorporate and view a business as if it's a person.

Then you are allowed to enslave that person to make money for you by giving him a small loan (buy stock) for a while.

So now your slave no longer focuses on doing his actual work and just focuses on making money for you so you don't take away your small loan (sell stock).

So basically that they exist at all.

Good fellas

Do drugs. All of em.

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Having handbags in public without being judged. Handbags are utility items.

Happens all the time. Just move on. If they are harassing you can report and block them, they are not worth the time.

At an ER.. I’ve seen this occur more times than I can count. Just don’t take it out yourself if it’s completely in, for the love of god.

cool

Personally I would have to say drake because he’s pretty consistent on having bangers every album but idk if he would be as big if it wasn’t for lil Wayne, so huge respect for both. Hard question to answer for sure

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There's already a hole in the bottom, that's how they into this mess.

And also get a good bed

I hope those guys from the floor under me shut up soon.

Thank you, you as well. It’s hard missing those we care about.

Reevaluate your life choices and everything you have done in life up to this point. /s

Yes, but what if the pressure decided the path of least resistance is up?! Vomiting your poop isn't a favourable outcome!

Vodka and grape juice. It's all I have.

Donate the money to homeless shelters and buy a decent home and a good car. Invest some in something with good stock this year, and buy an at home gym set so the bros and I have our lien personal gym

Diet Coke and water

This scenario is way too specific lol

ER nurse here. Go to the ER now. Seriously. We've seen worse. Really.

To have a resolution for 2024.