Ha, nice one. A black bird, not a yellow one

Yup, just trying to use a 'running joke' to mask them being an asshole.

"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes." It gets used a little too much these days.

Pop the cork

Human contact

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Yes because horny

2 Iron Maiden tickets 🤘

Steel Magnolias

lil Wayne

Either Funeral Parade Of Roses or Blue Valentine.

You squeeze a surgical balloon in past it and inflate it, and then pull the whole lot out with a string.

Saw it on a TV show once.

Jaegermeister

Weird old guy convinces a farm boy to become a terrorist and join a band of mercinaries in an attempt to bring down the government.

Still hibernating, all good

tits, because if the woman doesn't wipe correctly, your dck is gonna have sit all over

This

Who works new years day

Use a plunger, old chap.

Birthdays are not public property.

I will celebrate my birthday with my family and close friends.

If I work with you it does not give you the right to throw a celebration.

I will not be surprised, guilted or forced to have lunch with the rest of you.

I will not wear a stupid sash, hat or any memorabilia.

If you want to throw a potluck you do not need an excuse, so leave me alone.

cats

break it. all the little shards will fall out

smash it

Engineers. They design seawalls, dams, water diversion projects, etc.

I love your taste. The Cornetto Trilogy rules, and Airplane is the epitome of a movie that throws out so many jokes that you can't breathe from laughing so hard.