Recent comments in /f/AskReddit
One_With_Green t1_j2fuosv wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do beautiful women experience, that unattractive women don’t? by [deleted]
It’s not love if it’s surface level.
melllah_403 t1_j2fuoiv wrote
Reply to what was the thing that made you realize you were actually the problem? by SeaworthinessLife823
The chorus of Anti-Hero by TSwift.
12-32fan t1_j2fuoh6 wrote
Reply to Non smokers of Reddit, would you date someone who smokes cigarettes? Why or why not? by [deleted]
Sure, I was married to a smoker, I’m allergic to cigarette smoke and I have asthma he was always careful and didn’t smoke around me
neutrinoprism t1_j2fuobl wrote
"It's almost as if..."
This way of starting a sentence really rankles me. It's the worst kind of stereotypical reddit smugness: it gussies up some trite assertion as if it's a devastating bon mot against an imagined other, against some contemptible dum-dum on the idiot team, not like us who are on team smart. It's cheap, it's oversimplifying, and even when I agree with the sentiment that follows the phrase, I resent that this kind of cheap-shot sloganeering has displaced more thoughtful conversation. It's the pyrite of insight.
(Yes, I know I'm inviting comments using exactly that phrase...)
Jacobi_Reagan t1_j2fuo4h wrote
Laughing at everyone else's.
LoveRhino80 t1_j2funz9 wrote
Throwing yourself at me sexually, will fix whatever we are fighting about.
cyclingzh t1_j2funv5 wrote
None that I can think of.
prinzrupprecht t1_j2funu8 wrote
Reply to Tits or Ass, why? by [deleted]
Tits because milk
Travelerofhighland86 t1_j2funsn wrote
Reply to What are y’all drinking tonight? by FrenchDipped
Milk
Carrotcake789 t1_j2funrq wrote
In bed
Capn_Grammar t1_j2funlx wrote
I would invest half of it in low-risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah, who works in securities.
One_With_Green t1_j2funeo wrote
Reply to comment by rememberdontworry in What do beautiful women experience, that unattractive women don’t? by [deleted]
I intentionally have RBF so people won’t speak to me.
[deleted] t1_j2fun7p wrote
Reply to comment by A_Jonjitsu in People in the Year 2023, How's It Going so Far? by A_Jonjitsu
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LShemesh2020 t1_j2fun5c wrote
Reply to what is your favorite new years tradition? by Xydzr012
Going to sleep. It's almost 2 am. I have work tomorrow.
Wide-Pea6235 OP t1_j2fun0s wrote
Reply to comment by BigturnBJ in LAST CHANCE! What’s your New Years resolution? by Wide-Pea6235
If you tell someone your wish it won’t come true
HenarNL t1_j2fumw2 wrote
Reply to Non smokers of Reddit, would you date someone who smokes cigarettes? Why or why not? by [deleted]
No. It's gross.
ToastFromTexas t1_j2fumsq wrote
Try to do more cardio. I fucking hate cardio.
fake_smile_for_dayz t1_j2fumk7 wrote
Reply to What's your end of the year meal? by [deleted]
Prime rib
Fluffy-Doubt-3547 t1_j2fumfx wrote
Reply to comment by WasNotTaken69 in Non smokers of Reddit, would you date someone who smokes cigarettes? Why or why not? by [deleted]
You can get 3rd hand smoke
gennnk t1_j2fumd1 wrote
It was really weird at first. I got high after school and I felt so dizzy. I didn’t even know what I was saying and I was talking loud in McDonald’s. I had this staring contest with a kid and I thought my eyes were open wide. He kept hiding and playing peakaboo with me. I told myself to stay normal because my boyfriend was texting me. But in reality, I told him to stay normal.
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wistfulmaiden OP t1_j2fum0c wrote
Reply to comment by Beginning-Rip-7458 in People who are presently sick what are you doing this new years? by wistfulmaiden
Hope they get better asap
anessa_agnes t1_j2fulv5 wrote
Be kinder to myself.
insignificant_ppl t1_j2fuleu wrote
Reply to comment by LShemesh2020 in what was the weirdest thing a babysitter did to you? by Hot-Syllabub-6213
Not the response I was expecting but ok.
hecatonchires266 t1_j2fuovy wrote
Reply to What is your New Year Resolution? by Healthy-Mousse6772
To be more stoic and not let my feelings get the better of me.