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Opening_Cellist_1093 t1_j2fu67y wrote
Reply to If your best friend drunk texted you, ranting about God's cruelty for giving him a micro-penis, how would/should you respond? Do you bring this conversation up when they're sober? by TheOnesWhoWander
I'd give him a stern lecture about drunk texting. Today it was just me: what if tomorrow it's his dad?
Iisham t1_j2fu63z wrote
Reply to comment by JoeMorgue in Who do you think will be the first celebrity to die in 2023? by [deleted]
Wow good on Dick Van Dyke, it feels like he died decades ago.
ImInUrHome69420 t1_j2fu5ow wrote
Nothing
LlaethwrDeallusol t1_j2fu5ng wrote
Flemish children, very much in a trick-or-treaty way but sans the dressing up and sans the horror theme, on December 31st traditionally go around the village with their homemade knapsacks, singing door to door wishing the residents well for the impending new year, and as a reward will receive candy or actual pennies as a "stockpile" for the winter months.
Kaisler_98 t1_j2fu5mx wrote
Reply to comment by Jlaw118 in Happy new year! What are some of your resolutions? by Cldntbbttr
I was too slow
vareenoo t1_j2fu5bh wrote
Tomatoes and frosting
AR713 t1_j2fu58l wrote
Levon Helm
ImprovementKindly775 t1_j2fu53p wrote
Reply to If you could have a heart to heart conversation with anyone (dead or alive) who would it be and why? by xTheHunt
My dad. He died when I was 8. I just really want to ask him if he’s proud of how I ended up, and tell him how much I miss him.
existentiallystupid t1_j2fu512 wrote
technoblade. i personally didnt cry but my brother was a huge fan and i will never forget the day i walked in his room and found him crying his eyes out as i asked him what was wrong and he just said to me "technoblade died" in a shaky and broken voice. he loved techno so much and was a huge fan of his content.
icestaylowkey t1_j2fu4j6 wrote
8K all the way this year
[deleted] t1_j2fu4ia wrote
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Tortured_Moll t1_j2fu4b9 wrote
Disappear
TypicalAd3012 t1_j2fu433 wrote
Reply to What are y’all drinking tonight? by FrenchDipped
Eggnog with cacao liqueur
xscumfucx t1_j2fu3w5 wrote
Salad
[deleted] t1_j2fu3nl wrote
To twirl a hula hoop with my junk
Famous-Background329 t1_j2fu3mc wrote
A Bird brings dead guy back to life to kill everyone
insignificant_ppl t1_j2fu3ki wrote
Reply to what is the worst zodiac sign? by [deleted]
Idk why noone is saying cancer. That shit is a fucking bad omen
GinaTheVegan t1_j2fu36v wrote
River.
Jlaw118 t1_j2fu35v wrote
I’ve got;
720 x 480
1280 x 720
1920 x 1080
And my favourite is 3840 x 2160
usernamenotfound789 OP t1_j2fu2yt wrote
Reply to comment by RuroniHS in What is a terrible description of your favorite movie? Why? by usernamenotfound789
God Father?
A_Being36 t1_j2fu2ws wrote
White chocolate is not chocolate
Interesting_One_3801 t1_j2fu2vq wrote
Reply to Tits or Ass, why? by [deleted]
Tits because poop
lilbat404 OP t1_j2fu232 wrote
Reply to comment by Stellathewizard in what's a common food everyone else loves but you hate? by lilbat404
YOU DIDNT!!!!!!!
Slow-Down_Turbo t1_j2fu1zr wrote
Reply to For those who aren't celebrating new years is there a reason why you are not celebrating? and what do you do instead of celebrating new years? by Diablo776
I don't have any friends. Smoking weed and listening to music.
LeggoMahLegolas t1_j2fu6di wrote
Reply to If your best friend drunk texted you, ranting about God's cruelty for giving him a micro-penis, how would/should you respond? Do you bring this conversation up when they're sober? by TheOnesWhoWander
Man, the only thing my best friend can talk about while I'm having a bad trip on shrooms were God, psychology, and philosophy.
Making my trip have a trip.