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Lonely_Bean3 OP t1_j2fsafh wrote
Reply to comment by implicitexpletives69 in Reddit, what's the male equivalent of 'Seeing her without her makeup in the morning'? by Lonely_Bean3
Just curious if there was one is all
AstronautWombat t1_j2fsabj wrote
Reply to Those of you spending your new years eve browsing /new of askreddit, what did you do to become so pathetic? by chookine123
Says the one posting this thread. Get out there and have fun, you social butterfly, you!
[deleted] t1_j2fsa16 wrote
Reply to comment by Dheadghead in What do you think about BlackLivesMatter when it comes to Andrew Tate? by Dheadghead
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flirtinwithdisaster t1_j2fsa0x wrote
Reply to Glass of milk drinkers, why do you do it? by bobwhiley
Because I like it. A big glass of ice-cold milk just hits the right spot.
Minimum-Ingenuity-46 t1_j2fs9xl wrote
Hot tar that gets put on roads
Mrow t1_j2fs9mq wrote
Reply to It’s New Year’s Eve, why are you at home? by michal2287
I was home schooled when I was young, got vaccinated for chicken pox, never had a bunch of common childhood illnesses. Spent time with my sister and her babies at Xmas. Now I'm a 30 year old dealing with a case of hand foot and mouth disease.
Downtown-Command-295 t1_j2fs96x wrote
Reply to If your best friend drunk texted you, ranting about God's cruelty for giving him a micro-penis, how would/should you respond? Do you bring this conversation up when they're sober? by TheOnesWhoWander
"There's no such thing as god, dude. It's just some unfortunate genetics."
ButtonImpressive1286 t1_j2fs94f wrote
Sleep.
QueenyVanilla OP t1_j2fs8h3 wrote
Reply to comment by droneymane in what celebrity death actually made you cry? by QueenyVanilla
I remember crying as a kid when he passed tho I was very young
RedLion_Paladin t1_j2fs8co wrote
Reply to Who’s the biggest cunt you know and why are you still friends with them? by come_sing_with_me
My friend, 'H'. He keeps trying to tickle me and sometimes says 'i want to tickle your pickle' in a high pitch sorta voice. We're both Straight guys
ignoranceisbliss101 t1_j2fs7vc wrote
Reply to If your best friend drunk texted you, ranting about God's cruelty for giving him a micro-penis, how would/should you respond? Do you bring this conversation up when they're sober? by TheOnesWhoWander
Welp, they better get good with how to use toys, tongue and hands. Godspeed.
EspressoBooksCats t1_j2fs7v3 wrote
Just ignore it. Happens to everyone.
TheUnholyHustler t1_j2fs7ri wrote
Oh boy.. Where should I start?
I broke my arm, had to put my oldest dog down, lost my aunt shortly thereafter. I then caught Covid and had lingering effects that lasted nearly a month. I also had to move my business at the last minute due to the building I was leasing going up for sale and the landlord waiting until the last minute to tell me. This left me with nearly ZERO income coming in for almost 6 months while I searched for a new location and then the construction that followed once we moved in.
I could definitely keep going but I think you get it.
I can't wait to leave this year behind lol.
Tahtooz t1_j2fs7fj wrote
Reply to It’s New Year’s Eve, why are you at home? by michal2287
I’m partying in VR with hot cat and anime girls
511unlucky t1_j2fs7f2 wrote
Reply to comment by Consistent-Finger-18 in Redditors who think 2023 will be their year, why? by TomiSnake
Ohhh don’t jinx it. Life can be funny.
zfinn99 t1_j2fs7e5 wrote
A few JRPGs can be put here. I think one of my personal favorites that hasn't exactly gotten much attention is "The Caligula Effect 2" which I've not beaten in a hot minute but it's a really fun strategy rpg that I just adore.
Fearless_Link_3464 t1_j2fs76d wrote
Umpqua's ice cream root beer float
Tilly_Turtl3 t1_j2fs75u wrote
Reply to comment by VinarriAsh260 in It’s New Year’s Eve, why are you at home? by michal2287
Me in my bed rn: solid answer mate
Kotopause t1_j2fs6y1 wrote
Reply to If your life was written as a movie what would the biggest plot twist be? by VeryGirlyMuppet
It was all a dream.
AltmcAlterning OP t1_j2fs6vz wrote
Reply to comment by FrozenPoopPopsicles in How bad is a porn/masturbation addiction In your opinion? by AltmcAlterning
I'm just here to hear people's thoughts.
insignificant_ppl t1_j2fs6p9 wrote
Reply to comment by Cgbt123 in People who have not eaten since last year, how you doing? by Cgbt123
What on earth...
Cheetodude625 t1_j2fs6p7 wrote
Relax and quietly disappear.
Buldy27 t1_j2fs6et wrote
Reply to It’s New Year’s Eve, why are you at home? by michal2287
Two of my friends i would like to be with dont have time, and i dont want to be with my other friends, so i am home with no one but my dog
astro_scientician t1_j2fs67c wrote
“Not tonight” (repeat ad infinitum)
ragnarodinsson t1_j2fsagb wrote
Reply to It’s New Year’s Eve, why are you at home? by michal2287
There’s a party going on at my house