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GhostPantherAssualt t1_j2fm4nj wrote
You know what? fuck it. We eat Black eye peas and Cabbages.
[deleted] t1_j2fm4hu wrote
Reply to What joke has been done to death? by Dragonceratops
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Crott117 t1_j2fm490 wrote
Go to bed around 10:30
GrossfaceKillah_ t1_j2fm3it wrote
Reply to What is completely underrated? by Superman2307
My mom says I'm the handsomest in the world, so judging by my dating history, I am tragically underrated.
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fm39a wrote
Reply to comment by 1_d0nt_care_ in what would you do if you suddenly became rich? by cutie_chipmunk
Same TBH 🎮🎯
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Reply to What joke has been done to death? by Dragonceratops
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Lurking--Shit t1_j2fm1n8 wrote
Get Him to the Greek made me laugh a lot.
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GhostPantherAssualt t1_j2fm0n4 wrote
Ignorance.
throwaway_0x90 t1_j2fm05e wrote
Give half to wife, the other half share some with immediately family and a few close friends. Buy a house, invest the rest such that it generates enough monthly income for me not to need a full-time job.
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Reply to What joke has been done to death? by Dragonceratops
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Kotopause t1_j2fly8e wrote
We have flying cars.
Nevermind, it’s a helicopter.
paranoia_mermaid t1_j2fly1g wrote
Reply to comment by KirisuMongolianSpot in What point does mocking a racist bigot go too far? by Neoslayer
Agree and no one’s kids should be mocked because of their parents imo
[deleted] t1_j2flxvu wrote
President issued an Executive Order mandating everyone learn proper anal
Lurking--Shit t1_j2flxp8 wrote
Reply to comment by Spalding4u in What is the funniest movie of all time? by Calm-Hovercraft9858
That was hilarious. The part with Noami Watts and Liev Shreiber.
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2flxmw wrote
Reply to comment by p3pp3rd0g in Who is your celebrity crush? by cutie_chipmunk
Good here's a vertical pat on the head and hug 🤗
stuttering_alien t1_j2flxkk wrote
Well, you couldn't exactly "kill time" if you were immortal. There would be no time to be killed.
StupidNCrazy t1_j2flv9l wrote
Start fixing lives. I fantasize about it a lot. I could make so much better for so many people I know and all it would take is money.
__DVYN__ t1_j2fltul wrote
When you go after their kids
Say what you want to them about anything except from their kids the kid hasn’t done anything it’s just a child so don’t involve it.
uglystupidworthless- t1_j2fltrz wrote
Move to America and buy a mansion in Beverly Hills
Kotopause t1_j2fltot wrote
Hire a therapist
1_d0nt_care_ t1_j2flt9p wrote
The ultimate Gaming rig
doggo_is_good_thanks t1_j2flsry wrote
Buy a dog
cutie_chipmunk OP t1_j2fm58c wrote
Reply to comment by StupidNCrazy in what would you do if you suddenly became rich? by cutie_chipmunk
That's Soo kind of you