Only push-ups.

I have huge man boobs though.

possibly better not to know but even if you knew how you would die you probably couldnt escape it.

I read once about a woman who was told by a fortune teller that she would die in a plane crash so all her life she avoided planes and went on honeymoon by boat but when she got to the hotel a plane crashed into it and she died.

Too rich to care and probably wants to piss people off because it's entertaining

Never, ever invest more than you are willing to lose. Markets expand and contract like a holiday waistline so hire a good, competent broker to handle your portfolio.

This is disingenuous, that was the reason people thought he was cool before. The reason they are obsessed with him now is because people always need someone to obsess over and make fun of. He represents right wing thinking to the left and they want to see him crash and burn.

Personally I think he’s kinda a doofus but I really couldn’t care less about every little single fucking thing he does. People who do need to go outside

Toxic co-workers + low pay.

A better job.

Because he's an idiot with way too much money who probably never heard a single No and who doesn't have to fear any consequences for his actions (because of said money).

Billionaires don’t have to experience accountability the same way everyone else does. Who’s pulling him into their office and breaking down why his behaviors and choices are unacceptable? No one. He owns the office. He owns the building. He has all of the money and is in charge in every situation in his life. A life full of yes men and sycophants are why he is the way he is. Zero accountability.

It's not much better of an alternative, but I guess I'd rather go with that than finding out I may only have a year or two left.

Because he forced himself into the public light online and thought he was untouchable and beloved and now he is dealing with the consequences of his actions.

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Not strong enough to lift your mom…. Ahhhhh

Never enough

Not necessarily investing advice but if you plan on learning to trade know that there are different styles of trading and you need to assess what style of trading would fit your lifestyle the best.

If you don't mind being near your computer a lot and babysitting trades, day trading/scalping might be a good fit. If you'd rather not be glued to a computer and babysit your trades, swing trading might be better. If you'd rather just buy and hold for a long period of time and not worry an awful lot about it then long term investing could be better for you, etc.

He’s conceited and has money. Not saying everyone with money acts this way, but he probably feels a little to powerful.

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Too much money.

How, cause I'd really like to know to worry about that bridge before I come to it

I would lose the plot after buying twitter

risk it all. yohloh

Autism is a very broad spectrum, so I can see that. (Autistic as well)

I agree with what you’re saying in this statement.

Some have said it: Index Funds. Let someone else who knows what they’re doing invest it for you