2-3 strips of bacon. I do 2lbs when the family is gone so I don't have to share

Megan Fox. Her thumbs are irresistibly attractive.

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Well that depends on how much the parent gives a shit

Tires screeching, no matter how gentle the acceleration or stopping.

Continuous upshifting-the cars in the Fast n Furious franchise must have 50-speed transmissions

Tornado, at least 2 through Little Rock, Arkansas. There's a large severe weather outbreak occurring in the plains of the US. More are expected throughout the central US, but Little Rock is pretty populated, so hospitals are bracing for a mass casualty event (which refers to injuries, not deceased)

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Putting some spin on the ball to a core constituency after signing a pretty reasonable bill is out of bounds? That’s gonna disqualify a LOT of politicians if that’s the bar to clear

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Sounds like the woman hopes OPs husband had the same character defect she has... wanting something that isn't available. I bet her marriage was setup for this purpose

Pretty much. This one's cool though since it's pretty open world and you can do stuff like this

Frequent other sub threads

I got maybe 4 posts down and went yo wtf and left promptly.

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Tom Cruise singing 'You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'' in Top Gun.

/s

This is just a Thursday in Pontiac.

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Billionaires have more money than we do. They are the only customers that companies make any serious effort to please any more

Simple acts of kindness can go a long way in making someone's day.

The Expanse

He just said Bernie, can’t get more Soviet style than that.

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I believe DC law states that the terms of the original lease remain when you go month to month except for lawful rent increases. But what I don’t know is if that means that the term in your original lease about the 90 days notice remained in place or if the “except for lawful rent increases,” provision is covered within that, meaning they only have to give you 30 days notice. They certainly have to give you some notice, I just don’t know if it’s 60 days.

I have amazing hair. Like when my hair settles just right I feel unstoppable.