'you lose some weight?' has never gotten me in any trouble.

obviously wouldn't ever say anything like that to a stranger. but never say anything about anyone's appearance? seems a little dramatic.

This legit happened to me. I was walking by a brownstone in nyc and saw there was a legit blaze going on in the garden apartment. I ran to the door and started pounding. No one answers so I go up to the vestibule door and I’m yelling the downstairs is on fire and pounding on the door.Some guy on the first floor looked out his apartment door at me in the vestibule then closed his door. This was before cell phones so I kept pounding and ringing buzzers but no one was interested so I walked away and went where I was going. On my way back I saw the fire trucks, people on the sidewalk, the whole mess. I spot the guy who made a point of ignoring me and when he noticed me I yelled out “too bad you ignored me when I was trying to tell you the building was on fire”.

The Forgotten City, The Messenger, Lacuna.

But which do you spend more on per month?

Not enough

You explained that ELI5 isn't literal. But I was clearly asking if the clarification you're making is necessary within this kind of explanation. Was my technical inaccuracy negatively impacting the explanation I gave in any way?

I eat dogs, apparently

omg, i need one

Yeah they used to give heroine as treatment for some diseases

“Waaazzzup!”

“Waaasssup!”

“You up to anything?”

“Nothing much bro. Watching Twin Peaks and having a bud.”

“True.”

“You?”

“Nothing much.”

“True.”

Wilson’s Farm has a better produce selection than most super markets.

Not sure what else you’re looking for but if your threshold is “ramps, fava beans, morels,” then you’ll be fine.

True, true. I’m the last street in Greene County this direction so they’ve got me hooked for taxes.

you might not want to....

A calendar joke makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.

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my parents were considering naming me gracie, but my name is kalei (pronounced kaylee). i definitely like my name more

Based on what the child’s family is claiming, he should be charged and if convicted, not just drummed out of the Corps but do some actual time for it.

But the holes? How do you repair that without it looking like crap?

Huh. Thanks for explaining. I've got a warm glow now.

I'm gonna ask my cartel friends to use some "boarding" on his butt cheeks

Great pic! Just watched the founder for the first time. If you'ven't seen it I highly recommend giving it a view. It is on Netflix.

It would probably affect the balance when you try to spin it.

If the only people interested in you are party girls, that's entirely a you problem.

Are you employed, not obese, have your own place (ideally owning, or renting without roommates), have reliable transportation, shower regularly? That's really all it takes. Be a productive member of society and eventually you'll find another productive member of society interested in you.

Right but… a vast majority of this world is homophobic, that’s the unfortunate truth.

Sure, South Africa leans towards Russia. The west leans to and is closely aligned with Saudi Arabia and the GCC. They even give those fuckers bombs to kill random Yemeni children.

Individuals choosing to march in solidarity with others ≠ the actions of their government and whom they align their foreign policy with.

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