Tell your friend to stop now while he's ahead.

Why give them custody? Why give them a chance to re-adopt? Give her back to her family.

Blitz and Blitz the league were my all time favorite NFL games.

omg....go see the doctor. tinnitus is caused by many things.....but the doctor can mitigate causes.

Mine are still on and the shovels are still on porch.

all fun and games until it plays backwards and you hear satan

I can't gauge the spiciness of food accurately because I am "Mexican". I am not Mexican, but that's how it was explained to me.

What is your experience with your new nose? What benefits do you see?

TD Ameritrade Think or Swim

I want to say that he needs the mental health check to “get well soon”, the only way I’ll ever allow him in my child’s life is if he gets therapy.

But as a narcissist, I know this feeling is naively optimistic.

I guess I just want to have all my boxes checked that I’ve done all I can do to have a relationship with him, without giving into his manipulation.

Because you can’t help someone who doesn’t want to help himself. Maybe no one else has brought up the thought of therapy? Regardless of how fleeting it might be?

Maggot baits

Its scawy

Not having access to housing, and it can be solved by increasing access to housing

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Games with AI generated quests already exist.

The tricky part is integrating AI generated dialog with human designed quests. When the player asks "Where can I find wild boar to collect seven boar asses?" it's not enough to have an AI that gives a sensible answer to the question. You need an AI that can accurately convey information about the quest to kill seven boars.

And you need to train that AI without having to write 50 different versions of the same quest dialog to train the AI on. As someone that works on "AI" ^((I still think that is a stupid marketing term btw)), my first instinct is that that should be possible, but is far from trivial problem.

Is the danger from fall damage? I don’t see how you couldn’t just dig yourself out of the snow.

We evolved from apes tho.

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That’s literally all they do lol

Condemned on xbox 360, scared the scutter outta me

Resident Evil 1. The static camera positions really made for unique scary anticipation moments.

Alone in the Dark is class too, original ps1 version

From your other comments, it sounds like you may have two issues that need handled separately.

First, it sounds like you feel like it takes you a while to come up with good puns (or at least applicable ones). You can speed that up by training your brain to think of them, which really just means practicing coming up with them. I recommend starting by just trying to slip them in to regular conversation as often as you can. You don’t necessarily need to actually use them, so long as you go through the process of thinking “how can i sneak a pun in to that sentence” fairly frequently - but you should, because the point is to enjoy the suffering of people who didn’t get to the pun first.

Second, you need to get to the reddit thread early. That’s best accomplished by sorting by new and then living on reddit. You should not do this. You should accept that there is someone more addicted to reddit and let them have the dubious honor of being first. Instead of beating them, let them win, read their comment, and take your time to think of what other puns they could have gone with.

Then you should respond to their comment with the better pun they didn’t take the time to think of. After all, the fun really is in the punishment of others.

That's a cat that realized the "what" but not the "why" .

I feel this.

Get rid of the if statement and you just recreated Twitter's recommendation algorithm

Lack of affordable housing and livable wages. We need systemic change.