The tip of my dick being licked by a chick that is skinny or thick.

So THAT'S the plot to Just Shapes and Beats

Some guy got addicted to Doritos and had to be annihilated

I'm doing alright. There's this girl at work and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have to ask her for her number. I don't like to do it because I'm introverted and kinda socially awkward but I don't think I'm gonna be able to sleep on this one for too long.

I'm getting tripped up because if she says no, then it ain't gonna be that bad. At least it shouldn't be. But see, there's a chance that she won't say no and that could turn out really really good.

I pretty much have nothing to lose and if I don't ever say anything then I won't ever know. I dunno. I'm kicking it around in my head.

How about yourself?

That's the entire population of the UK plus 10 million extra, I believe anyway

Bagholders unite

I lost the desire about 30 min in. But because so many others think so highly of it, I tried again and again fell asleep around the thirty min mark. I’m not saying it doesn’t deserve the awards or hype, maybe I need coffee, idk

So, I have tried something for the past year or so and after 8:30 pm or so I try to have whatever room I am in as dim as possible. That means keeping any mobile devices on night setting, sitting as far away from a bright light source as possible and using a salt lamp nightlight in the bedroom instead of a reading lamp by the bed. As a result, I find myself falling asleep much faster and sleeping deeper than I would otherwise. In effect, simulating a long period of twilight instead of abruptly going from a brightly lit living room into a dark bedroom to sleep. It’s really helped me overall, I have to say.

There were two public betas, and they are both over.

Giving toast to the great Tara Condell

Then kitchen fight in Raid 2 has to be one of the best fights put on screen

The top-hatted pipe-man had a jolly good night...

I've never been skiing or snowboarding before. I've never even seen real snow in my life. But I would have thought it was common sense that you stay away from trees because they hurt when you crash into them anyway. This tree well thing just gives another reason to stay away from them

The earth/moon thing is a little off, but not incorrect. The right triangle you'd create based on their radiuses is Phi. If you knew as much as you'd like to think, you could have corrected that. Everything else stands and your first sentence is just you projecting. Like, go look at a piano, wise guy... Missing the forest for the trees

Not if you knew Irene.

Yeah she wants him and is weird.

Dayle Haddon was her name

A virtual meeting is hardly access to your home. That would be less intrusive than someone actually showing up and walking room to room

Yeah fun movie.

The eye stuff. Damn. Trigger warning for eye stuff!!

"I value my health, therefore refuse to do cardio." -you, basically.

My bad, I took my snowblower off the tractor.

Traveling

I dont envy anyone, Im content with my own life.

Yes. This is the closest real life example:

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/may/09/the-real-lord-of-the-flies-what-happened-when-six-boys-were-shipwrecked-for-15-months

Phone bill can be half that with mint/metro/etc too

This is the obvious answer. What is number 2?