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Why do blondes have red bellybuttons?

Submitted by [deleted] t3_117y827 on February 21, 2023 at 8:12 AM in Jokes

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I told my boyfriend we could watch a porn for his birthday and do everything that we saw in the video…

Submitted by vartha t3_10r2de2 on February 1, 2023 at 6:41 PM in Jokes

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Yo momma so fat, it wasn't the stork that brought her

Submitted by Gil-Gandel t3_10rqoye on February 2, 2023 at 2:09 PM in Jokes

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What kind of car does Jesus drive?

Submitted by ForwardExchange t3_10tjqji on February 4, 2023 at 3:58 PM in Jokes

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What do you call J.K. Rowling in space?

Submitted by ax2ronn t3_10vejwu on February 6, 2023 at 6:48 PM in Jokes

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Why doesn't America parade its new military hardware and tanks down main street like other countries?

Submitted by ThisisJacksburntsoul t3_10zrpl9 on February 11, 2023 at 4:37 PM in Jokes

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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

Submitted by LtCmdrData t3_1100q9u on February 11, 2023 at 11:09 PM in Jokes

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A Spartan, a Samurai and a Viking are summoned to Outworld for Mortal Kombat.

Submitted by smilelikeachow t3_114qslx on February 17, 2023 at 4:25 PM in Jokes

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Whats the problem with 9/11 jokes

Submitted by Substantial-Bag6230 t3_115tp4v on February 18, 2023 at 10:15 PM in Jokes

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What do you call a man who's lost 75% of his brain capacity?

Submitted by Arkvoodle42 t3_116rp2t on February 19, 2023 at 11:40 PM in Jokes

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My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me:

Submitted by Sean_0510 t3_118255f on February 21, 2023 at 12:20 PM in Jokes

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I hate being schizophrenic

Submitted by Savings_Economist711 t3_1196hbl on February 22, 2023 at 6:01 PM in Jokes

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Chuck Norris killed 50 enemy combatants with a grenade

Submitted by MudakMudakov t3_11bla69 on February 25, 2023 at 1:41 PM in Jokes

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What do u call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for years?

Submitted by getthephenom t3_11cb32m on February 26, 2023 at 9:54 AM in Jokes

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Chuck Norris called 911

Submitted by Juggernaut_Spammer t3_11ckg51 on February 26, 2023 at 3:50 PM in Jokes

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what's the difference between a large pizza and an American?

Submitted by user72230 t3_11cmt0n on February 26, 2023 at 5:18 PM in Jokes

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LPT: forestall enticing with on line textual content that makes you indignant! The algorithms are maintaining you indignant, turning you right into a zealot, and you are not sincerely informed!

Submitted by [deleted] t3_117ogqp on February 20, 2023 at 11:45 PM in LifeProTips

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LPT Request: Please Please only honest answers to this serious subject. I am kind of scared and its unusual for this to happen.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_11amwo3 on February 24, 2023 at 8:59 AM in LifeProTips

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LPT: Heard a song you like in a TV show/movie/advert? Download it immediately! If you don't, you 100% will forget about it and could be waiting years to come across the it again.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_11cw2oy on February 26, 2023 at 11:19 PM in LifeProTips

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LPT: Vintage toys are a great present for your significant other.

Submitted by JoeCormier t3_11cna39 on February 26, 2023 at 5:35 PM in LifeProTips

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LPT : women aren’t vending machines that you put friendship tokens into until sex falls out.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_11b19gv on February 24, 2023 at 8:32 PM in LifeProTips

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LPT for guys: when at a restaurant with a girl, gently nudge her towards your second choice. When she inevitably doesn't finish, the rest is yours.

Submitted by Jaques-Le-Tits t3_115j44h on February 18, 2023 at 4:29 PM in LifeProTips

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LPT: Instead of asking someone what kind of music they like, ask them what the last or best show they went to was. Easier to answer and you'll learn a lot more.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_11cmw93 on February 26, 2023 at 5:21 PM in LifeProTips

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LPT: If you're ever buying something online, leave the item in your cart for a few days. You'll likely receive an email from the Company you are purchasing from with a coupon!

Submitted by [deleted] t3_11dv8k3 on February 28, 2023 at 3:09 AM in LifeProTips

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LPT: not getting considered for a promotion you deserve? Find the job posting online for the role, apply to it, and by law (US) you have to be considered.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_11al6c0 on February 24, 2023 at 7:06 AM in LifeProTips

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