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Having a world record about your sexual organ is never a good thing.

Submitted by Dione000 t3_10896sd on January 10, 2023 at 12:57 PM in Showerthoughts

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Moderately attractive people likely get hit on more than extremely attractive people do.

Submitted by Tap-in-Bogey t3_1097oh6 on January 11, 2023 at 3:39 PM in Showerthoughts

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Alcohol is the only social drug you have to defend NOT taking

Submitted by F_Me_In_The_Arsenal t3_109ub29 on January 12, 2023 at 8:14 AM in Showerthoughts

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When a male and a female have sex, technically the male is wearing the female

Submitted by heedles t3_10bdaot on January 14, 2023 at 2:43 AM in Showerthoughts

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Guys have to actively try to not enjoy sex in order to enjoy having sex longer

Submitted by [deleted] t3_10bycyy on January 14, 2023 at 8:23 PM in Showerthoughts

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The real gauge of friendship is how clean your house needs to be before they can come over.

Submitted by teapotmonkey t3_10c6c13 on January 15, 2023 at 1:07 AM in Showerthoughts

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There are lots of drinks with fruits and vegetables, but no meat drinks

Submitted by Roy4Pris t3_10d5if4 on January 16, 2023 at 4:55 AM in Showerthoughts

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Making fun of short people is the last social taboo seen as acceptable

Submitted by Kicktopuss_Rex t3_10daing on January 16, 2023 at 9:45 AM in Showerthoughts

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The only language that works in the vacuum of space is Sign Language.

Submitted by SloxIam t3_10fhrb9 on January 18, 2023 at 8:28 PM in Showerthoughts

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A polka dot shirt is a striped shirt but instead of running horizontally or vertically they run in the third dimension.

Submitted by HappyFamily0131 t3_10g6rwx on January 19, 2023 at 4:57 PM in Showerthoughts

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In sitcoms no one ever goes to work and in crime dramas they never stop working

Submitted by Googoo123450 t3_10gk4hv on January 20, 2023 at 1:56 AM in Showerthoughts

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Chivalry is putting the seat down, Misogyny is leaving the seat up, Equality is putting the lid down

Submitted by prpirate t3_10h9b32 on January 20, 2023 at 9:47 PM in Showerthoughts

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It's been millennia and no one has ever gotten Satan's side of the story.

Submitted by Femme_Shemp t3_10h9gc7 on January 20, 2023 at 9:51 PM in Showerthoughts

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In fps games your character doesn’t blink.

Submitted by HungryDiaper t3_10iccc7 on January 22, 2023 at 5:47 AM in Showerthoughts

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People cover their laptop cameras for fear of hackers, but never their phone cameras.

Submitted by PurpleFunk36 t3_10inxj3 on January 22, 2023 at 4:44 PM in Showerthoughts

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It's someone's depressing job to make child-size caskets

Submitted by Barndar7 t3_10jctgb on January 23, 2023 at 1:45 PM in Showerthoughts

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The newer generations aren't getting more sensitive, they're just more open in what they're feeling.

Submitted by Solstus22 t3_10jgzui on January 23, 2023 at 4:46 PM in Showerthoughts

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People who shave their heads because they are losing their hair don't get any credit for the bravery that takes.

Submitted by ExceededExpectation t3_10kahfp on January 24, 2023 at 5:14 PM in Showerthoughts

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James Bond lives a very glamorous life on a civil servant's salary

Submitted by KVect t3_10kler6 on January 25, 2023 at 12:42 AM in Showerthoughts

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Someone might have the Social Security Number (four two zero)-(six nine)-(one three three seven) and they'll never be able to tell anyone.

Submitted by AMindInABody t3_10kqi08 on January 25, 2023 at 4:54 AM in Showerthoughts

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In 80 years old folks in homes will be playing video games all day

Submitted by Jack1715 t3_10kxk9j on January 25, 2023 at 12:31 PM in Showerthoughts

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Most romance you see is fueled by either loneliness, low self esteem or insecurities

Submitted by joey-k7 t3_10lxx6k on January 26, 2023 at 5:54 PM in Showerthoughts

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Millions of people will die believing ponies are baby horses

Submitted by LiesToldbySociety t3_10mizdo on January 27, 2023 at 11:50 AM in Showerthoughts

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People who wear pyjamas in public are often accused of giving up on life but maybe, in fact, they're actually living their best lives.

Submitted by iklegemma t3_10ne3n3 on January 28, 2023 at 12:36 PM in Showerthoughts

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Women find taller men attractive and men find shorter women attractive which is keeping the species about the same height

Submitted by qwertyburds t3_10p8ydf on January 30, 2023 at 5:46 PM in Showerthoughts

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