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When everyone is woke, the ones who are actually woke are the ones who aren't woke.

Submitted by raydditor t3_10p48zs on January 30, 2023 at 2:37 PM in Showerthoughts

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In theory drinking water is canibalisim.

Submitted by Graffit-man t3_10nn456 on January 28, 2023 at 7:21 PM in Showerthoughts

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Most people have never seen a John Wayne movie.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_10q4rou on January 31, 2023 at 5:21 PM in Showerthoughts

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Churches prey on new people by offering them tasty food

Submitted by Ok_Veterinarian_9203 t3_10ph3co on January 30, 2023 at 11:06 PM in Showerthoughts

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People who stop talking to you when they're in a relationship do it because they're secretly more in love with you than the person they're with

Submitted by omissionpossible t3_10q2vh7 on January 31, 2023 at 4:07 PM in Showerthoughts

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You must like the taste of wood

Submitted by trini_aristocrat t3_10q5eiu on January 31, 2023 at 5:45 PM in Showerthoughts

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All the emos disappeared

Submitted by [deleted] t3_10o12n7 on January 29, 2023 at 6:35 AM in Showerthoughts

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There is no tru valu for tiem except in relation to it self.

Submitted by MyDogActuallyFucksMe t3_10n2htq on January 28, 2023 at 1:33 AM in Showerthoughts

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Getting bit by a spider turns you into spiderman. Get bit by a monkey, you just become human.

Submitted by JJ_07 t3_10oc90t on January 29, 2023 at 4:53 PM in Showerthoughts

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Nothing that humans beings will ever accomplish can ever be greater than what already exists.

Submitted by onlypositiveposts35 t3_10pmy6w on January 31, 2023 at 3:29 AM in Showerthoughts

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We drink alcohol to forget our problems. However, alcohol causes cancer, which is a major problem.

Submitted by OrganizedxxChaos t3_10mqig3 on January 27, 2023 at 5:26 PM in Showerthoughts

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It is much more socially accepted for a baby boy to be naked than for a baby girl to.

Submitted by Plotees_the_third t3_10p26i6 on January 30, 2023 at 1:32 PM in Showerthoughts

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Chilly's are eaten for one specific reason they grow into not to get eaten.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_10qdf7h on January 31, 2023 at 11:04 PM in Showerthoughts

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Apples are usually depicted as red but the most common apple flavor is green.

Submitted by SandwichedPotato t3_10odpum on January 29, 2023 at 5:52 PM in Showerthoughts

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Dog buttholes looked like half eaten corn-dogs.

Submitted by dreamyxlanters t3_10qazgx on January 31, 2023 at 9:25 PM in Showerthoughts

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Some women get paid to lose their virginity while some men pay to lose theirs

Submitted by RedDogs48 t3_10n418l on January 28, 2023 at 2:45 AM in Showerthoughts

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People drink coffee in the morning to ensure timely bowel movements.

Submitted by PravusTheRed t3_10moee2 on January 27, 2023 at 4:01 PM in Showerthoughts

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Everyone is wrong about footballs, it is neither the shape of a ball nor does it have any feet.

Submitted by --DoReFuckMi-- t3_10n686s on January 28, 2023 at 4:35 AM in Showerthoughts

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It makes more sense to eat pasta with chopsticks

Submitted by omg-whats-this t3_10p099v on January 30, 2023 at 12:02 PM in Showerthoughts

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The truth is that money does solve almost all of our problems

Submitted by Icy-Pollution-3700 t3_102gybj on January 3, 2023 at 7:28 PM in Showerthoughts

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A responsible gun owner hopes to never use it, like nukes.

Submitted by iwastoldnottogohere t3_102lvmp on January 3, 2023 at 10:38 PM in Showerthoughts

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We have to build cemeteries for 8 billion people in less than 100 years.

Submitted by Relevant-Stable-3385 t3_104stxj on January 6, 2023 at 12:20 PM in Showerthoughts

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Pretty fucked up waking up from a nightmare, thinking you've just lived through the most terrifying and confusing shit your mind can conjure up, to then have to just get up and go straight to work and be normal

Submitted by Dangerous_Wishbone t3_1054mi8 on January 6, 2023 at 8:30 PM in Showerthoughts

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You can knock twice, thrice, four and even five times, but if you knock exactly once it's considered weird.

Submitted by PhillipusII t3_106nixq on January 8, 2023 at 4:37 PM in Showerthoughts

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The Super Mario Bros. movie not being released on Mar 10 is a missed opportunity

Submitted by binks841 t3_106yuic on January 9, 2023 at 12:07 AM in Showerthoughts

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