On a door in my apartment complex. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m pretty sure Jesus doesn’t care if you celebrate Halloween.
My moms boyfriend built an outdoor pisser so he doesn’t have to use the fence anymore.Submitted by ForeverSquirrelled42 t3_ykky0v in funny
My mom bought me this as a gag gift. She's the best. I'll give an update later on how it tastes
Nutella was on saleSubmitted by Cloudywac52 t3_ymac5s in funny
Add a tablespoon of dish liquid to clean your bath jets they say.Submitted by treslittlebirds99 t3_yn6aio in funny
Proposed statue in my city. No one can agree on what it's supposed to be/say.
I heard we’re doing shitty sculptures. This one at my university looks like he’s about to take a shit.
So my sister's school had 4000$ that they could basically spend on what ever. they choose this pice of "educational art".
Mom sent me a card just because! But how do I tell her to stop drawing rainbows like thisSubmitted by OnlyInMyDreams393 t3_yovy4n in funny
Wife insisted we start to put up Xmas stuff. Did not appreciate that I put this up in secret while she was at work.
I give you the "Dinosaur" CakeSubmitted by phorest0106 t3_yqf7aw in funny
It's Alive!
You know you hit rock bottom when…
What was it that triggered this? Hmm..Submitted by Eternal_Whim t3_yr5nry in funny
If only there were an enclosed vehicle with heatingSubmitted by ihavethebestmarriage t3_yryt9w in funny
[OC] This miniature banana. Leaf from my backyard for reference.Submitted by ilovemybaldhead t3_ytjl96 in funny
Every Time
Cumfy?
Found this while ordering Chinese takeout online. Should I be worried?🤣Submitted by Available_Mortgage36 t3_yw7o92 in funny
[OC] Sparkling Water
Sign in the men's room at my local brewpub.
Apparently Amazon sells meth pipes but they pretend they are drinking strawsSubmitted by FederalSlutInspector t3_yzl8v8 in funny
I got Chinese tonight, didnt expect dick on a stick...Submitted by AlabamaOofBoii t3_yzx1mn in funny
AAAAAAAAA
my little brother’s Christmas list.Submitted by merothecat t3_z3qhaj in funny